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faceraider:

the most “cocomelon shit” i’ve ever experienced in my life was the time i was in calculus II and some girl in front of me was googling “assorted animals” and scrolling through pictures of clipart pigs and horses and shit on her laptop completely focused like it was her tax form

noshelfcontrol81:

lenstudy:

bandedbulbussnarfblat:

I’m a sucker for a fucked up relationships. It’s about that unhinged obsession. Limitless devotion. Love to the point of destruction.

Don’t romanticize this 🤍 you guys need therapy

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orgyporgy:

The difference between ½ cup of rice and 1 cup of rice is like 18 cups of rice

I am going to send you a box of spiders in the mail

bonelord10000:

I live in fucking new mexico you’d be sending forks to the kitchen

ovur:

frikinnerd:

flunkett:

ovur:

ovur:

You don’t remember my old url….? O-oh.. no its fine. I said its fine! Don’t… don’t touch me.

*trips while I’m running away and you get a panty shot*

Huh

Can you believe they tried to monetize this shit

Ok I’ll go fuck myself

doped-up-marxist:

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i dont like him but thats a bit harsh

hydro-homies:

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you’re not