the most “cocomelon shit” i’ve ever experienced in my life was the time i was in calculus II and some girl in front of me was googling “assorted animals” and scrolling through pictures of clipart pigs and horses and shit on her laptop completely focused like it was her tax form
I’m a sucker for a fucked up relationships. It’s about that unhinged obsession. Limitless devotion. Love to the point of destruction.
Don’t romanticize this 🤍 you guys need therapy
The difference between ½ cup of rice and 1 cup of rice is like 18 cups of rice
I am going to send you a box of spiders in the mail
I live in fucking new mexico you’d be sending forks to the kitchen
you’re not











